Disclaimers

The Fine Print:

1. These recipes meet recommended daily nutritional guidelines and heart-healthy standards in your dreams or just by accident.
2. Measurements and amounts may be non-standard, non-specific or non-existent.
3. Primary considerations include minimization of effort, reduction of utensilization, econimization of financial outlay and more than adequate flavorization or potentialization of wow factor (if we’re really, really lucky).
4. Ingredient lists assume the availability of basics, e.g., salt, pepper, water, sugar (in small amounts), oil, margarine or butter (preferred), and the cetera.
5. Recipes do not include guidance for safe food handling. Best figure that part out yourself.
6. Do not operate automobiles or heavy equipment while preparing these recipes. (A KitchenAid mixer is not considered heavy equipment UNLESS you have to lift it.)
7. Do not run with knives, scissors or other sharp objects; you could poke your eye out.
8. Consult your physician and/or public health department before using these recipes, recommendations, formulas, hints, tricks, tickets, or tips.
9. Consult your attorney afterward.
10. Any and all warranties, guarantees, promises and maybes are hereby null and void. We will not be held liable for loss of personal property. We reserve the right to flee from civil and criminal prosecution.